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LOL CLASS 
21st-Sep-2009 09:24 pm
UGUUU
GUYS, WHAT IS A CHAIR?!?
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22nd-Sep-2009 02:42 pm (UTC)
Boy, well leme tell ya.. Back in ma day, we had these things, they was used to measure our ability to render with writing utensil. Typically twice e year o so, some higher authority would place one o them "chairs" up upon a collection o desk, and we have to replicate it on a flat surface. It was bout the only time any one o us has ever seen this odd object. Certainly every one was quite acited bout it. However since this was a rare occurrence, no one knew right just how to go bout drawing this thing, so typically only a very small handful of us yuts were able to move onward.

It wasn't til a much later time in ma life when I had found maself amongst a strange group o folk who year round would celebrate some devil culture they called "any-may." There I was placed in splendidly large room, where these rowdy folk would yell obscenities and paform in front o each otha. Well at ona point o anotha, to ma big suprise, they brought out a "chair" onta the center place thar. And these crazy folk gone start cheering for the damn thing like it was Jesus o sometin. No one was forced to draw o paint it; why it was quite the oddest situation I had ever found maself in.
22nd-Sep-2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
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23rd-Sep-2009 12:42 am (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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